Greetings, my dear bread lovers! Today, I'm taking you on a wild and hilarious journey to the local bakery. As someone who takes their bread very seriously (and their humor even more so), I can assure you that this is not just any ordinary trip to buy some carb-loaded goodness. First of all, let's talk…
In general, I think, human beings are happiest at table when they are very young, very much in love or very alone.M. F. K. Fisher Hating yourself can be a drag sometimes. When you feel like an embarrassment to your friends, family, and especially to those you date, (and before you scream “I’m not embarrassed…
It’s been over a year since I kind of fell off the ol’ blog train. It was a mix of Covid, depression, and looking for myself (still looking by the way). I’m not the only one either. A lot of folks went through hell the past couple of years. At least we can trot through…
Dear Jake, The last time I saw you, you gave me advice on how to cook a salmon dinner for my girlfriend. I was trying to impress her by pretending I’m something I most certainly am not; a competent chef. Often, I try to compensate my complete absence of self-respect or dignity by outright lying…
Hey there! Hello! How are you today? You don’t have to lie, it's not like I can hear what you’re saying. You, over there! Feeling good? Great! I’m happy for you. Hey, why don’t you go frolic in the corn (or whatever happy people do) and leave me with the other folks for a bit. …
The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door . . . fedrick brown - "knock" It's that spooky time of year! You know what I'm talking about; turkeys are slaughtered to feed millions, trees slowly disrobe in a mass hysteria of exhibitionism, and you have to…
“I can finally see, you’re as fucked up as me. So how do we win?“Sick of losing soulmates:-dodie How do I even begin a letter like this? It’s not like you can read it. Perhaps it’s my way of getting through “the process”, as they call it; the healing process or the grieving process or…
“The fool says in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, their deeds are vile; there is no one who does good.”Psalm 14:1 Jesus Christ, David. Lighten the fuck up for God's Sake. I’m an atheist; no shit. And I go to church; oh shit! Does that surprise you? Shock you? Do you…
I am a Blue Belt in Taekwondo and that means jack shit. Before I begin this article (joke’s on you, it’s already started!), I want to say that I love Taekwondo. It has done wonders for me mentally, emotionally, and physically. I have better focus, and balance too - literal balance, not any of that…
Fair warning Mom; I’m going to talk about my dick... When I decided to catch up to the year 2002 and write a blog, I made a promise to myself to be as open and honest as possible no matter how raw or brutally honest it gets. So, at first, I wondered what I could…
Kiko Kiera 